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October 7, 2009

GOD IS BUSY

God Is Busy                                                      
                                                                          
        If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!!          
                                                                          
        A United States Marine was attending some college courses between
        assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan .  
        One of the courses had a professor who was a devout atheist and a
        member of the ACLU .                                              
                                                                          
        One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He      
        looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you are real,  
        then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you      
        exactly 15 minutes.' The lecture room fell silent. You could hear
        a pin drop.                                                      
                                                                          
        Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am God.
        I'm still waiting.' It got down to the last couple of minutes    
        when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor,  
        and cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The professor
        was out cold.                                                    
                                                                          
        The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The    
        other students were shocked, stunned, and sat there looking on in
        silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken,    
        looked at the Marine and asked, 'What the heck is the matter with
        you? Why did you do that?' The Marine calmly replied, 'God was    
        too busy today protecting American soldiers who are protecting    
        your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent
        me.'                                                              
                                                                          
        THIS IS GOOD. KEEP IT GOING.                                      
                                                                          
        And all God's people said, -- AMEN!                              
                                                                          
        Have a great day!!   



                                             
                                                                          
                                                                          







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