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FUNNY???
> > ...typical "down East" humor!
> >
> > The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident
> > off the coast of Maine , a man answered his door to find two
> > grim-faced State Troopers. "We know it's late, sir,
> > but we have some information about your wife," said one
> > of the Troopers.
> >
> > "Tell me! Did you find
> > her!?" the husband shouted.
> > The Troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have
> > some bad news, some good news, and some really great news.
> > Which do you want to hear first"
> >
> > Fearing the worst, the ashen husband said "Give me the
> > bad news first."
> >
> > The second Trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you,
> > sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in the
> > bay."
> >
> > "Oh my God!" exclaimed the husband. Swallowing
> > hard, he asked, "What's
> > the good news?"
> >
> > The Trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had
> > 6 twenty-five pound snow crabs and 12 good-size lobsters
> > clinging to her."
> >
> > Stunned, the husband demanded, "If that's the good
> > news, what's the great news???"
> >
> > The Trooper answered, "We're gonna pull her up
> > again tomorrow".
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SOME HUMOR
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CATHOLIC HEART ATTACK
A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital
As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment.
She asked if he had health insurance.
He replied, in a raspy voice, 'No health insurance.'
The nun asked if he had money in the bank.
He replied. 'No money in the bank.'
The nun asked, 'Do you have a relative who could help you?'
He said, 'I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun.'
The nun became agitated and announced loudly, 'Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.'
The patient replied, 'Send the bill to my brother-in-law.
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IT' IS NOT TOO LATE!
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